Yeah - I want him to fact you harder and further. I want him to fact you so hard that all the most trivial information about the latest Peugeot vehicles squirts out, making you scream, sweat, and swiftly lose control of your obviously limited thinking capabilities.
I hope he does this in the backseat, offering such an appalling display that any other potential customers in the vicinity vomit, forever associating all Peugeot vehicles with two greasy airheads droning each other to a sticky climax. Rightly, I hope they never buy another Peugeot.
Drive sexy? Not if it means listening to halfwits like this rattle out such hideous, ad-man sex-talk. Urgh!
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